Fücking Christmas IV

by Roy Ivy

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Roy Ivy Chicago, Illinois

Before moving to Chicago, Roy Ivy was a choirboy for The Polyphonic Spree and the drunken oaf leader of the perpetually doomed The Tah-Dahs.

But after a move to Chicago and a heinous divorce, he began compulsively writing and sloppily recording the songs you're hearing on Bandcamp.

"Imagine Jonathan Richman going to the dark side and stealing your drink. That's Roy Ivy"

– David Fricke
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Track Name: Happy as a Christ on Christmas
Jesus Christ was an awesome baby
Didn't cry all night
He had no allergies
So easy to shop for
Any old thing from the dollar store would do

Jesus Christ was an awesome kid
He didn't act up
Didn't wet the bed
He said "Sir" and "Ma'am"
And he did his own dishes
Happy as a Christ on Christmas

Born in December
How convenient
His daddy always was a winter man
he'll corner you at a party
and show you all the baby pictures
when he was happy as a Christ on Christmas

Just gimme some gold
So he can smelt it
Some frankensense
So he can smell it
And some myrrh
Cause it's a funny word
Happy as a Christ on Christmas