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F​ü​cking Christmas IV

by Roy Ivy

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Jesus Christ was an awesome baby Didn't cry all night He had no allergies So easy to shop for Any old thing from the dollar store would do Jesus Christ was an awesome kid He didn't act up Didn't wet the bed He said "Sir" and "Ma'am" And he did his own dishes Happy as a Christ on Christmas Born in December How convenient His daddy always was a winter man he'll corner you at a party and show you all the baby pictures when he was happy as a Christ on Christmas Just gimme some gold So he can smelt it Some frankensense So he can smell it And some myrrh Cause it's a funny word Happy as a Christ on Christmas
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released November 9, 2013

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

New songs coming by the end of 2023.
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