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It's a Shame About Roy

by Roy Ivy

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Sentences 02:31
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Don't cheat on me with someone ugly I know you well and I can smell it coming from a mile away But don't cheat on me With someone ugly If you gotta do it do/do somebody/handsomer than me Use good taste Make sure he's clean Try to catch the cutest boy that you've ever seen (who isn't me) I'm sorry that I didn't hold up And I'm sorry that I'm not enough But if you gotta scratch that itch Make it something to be proud of You're better than this And both of us know it You got a shot to be rotten Baby don't you blow it Don't waste your halo On a homely squatter Don't waste your well On dirty water But don't cheat on me With someone ugly Have some respect and trade up To someone out of your league But don't cheat on me With someone ugly If you gotta do it do somebody handsomer than me It ain't hard to find somebody handsomer than me
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I wear form-fitting pants All of our pants fit well All my trains run on time I went to college for free Drink when you're sixteen Smoke and drink where I want My lunch breaks are two hours Get three-month holidays Arrogant, diligent, disciplined Wine loving pacifist with perfect skin Cobblestone street walker with one kid Flamboyant close-talker ready to go clubbin' Ain't no electoral college I'm rockin' a speedo I'm putting mayonaisse on shit I'm dancing to techno I see boobs on tv I take my dog with me Of course we take the stairs Techno is everywhere
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Cracked Out 02:36
Ain't that a kick in the pants Chin up, it makes no difference gnashing me teeth cause there's no one to punch it's coming down hard, honey call it a hunch cracked out. Ain't that a kick in the nuts root for humanity, but they're never gonna give a hoot for you they'll give the boot to you but they won't root for you cracked out I wanna hit the man upstairs so hard then I'll kick his kid right in the nards the fever's hotter than a pepper sprout and i'm not foamin', i'm just roamin' and i'm all cracked out and i'm not crazy, i'm just lazy and i'm all cracked out i'm not hurried but i'm worried and i'm all cracked out cracked out cracked out cracked out
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released August 24, 2013

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

New songs coming by the end of 2023.
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