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Bad Knees

from Ivy Schmivey by Roy Ivy

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I went out wincing after midnight
And Everything wasn't all right uh-huh
The worst is still ahead
Girlfriend in a kodachroma
Can you smell the thick aroma uh
Bring out your dread
I waked and baked cause I'm grown up now
And I'm harder than a wet towel uh-huh
The worst is still ahead
I'rs not like me to be an Eeyore
But I know what we're in for
Dread. Dread Dread Dread.

The weather's not letting up
It's such a cock tease
While I'm waiting to die
From a curable disease
I'd be thankful for what I've got
If I didn't have bad knees

I'm overdue for one good gravel
To atone for this year's model uh-huh
But the worst is still ahead
I wiped myself with the great American novel
By dread. For Dread. Dread dread. Come on dread

The future looks really good
If you don't mind redundancy
Enduring your own life
Doesn't always make good copy
And I'd carry you through
If I didn't have bad knees
Bad knees telling me winter's never gonna end
Even when the summer sun cooks em sunny side up on the sidewalk, and the beaches are greased by daycationing live stock, and it's hotter than a cheerleader gangbang in Bangkok, Winter's never gonna end.

And they're never gonna bend.

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from Ivy Schmivey, released July 27, 2011

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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