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Don't Cheat on Me With Someone Ugly

from It's a Shame About Roy by Roy Ivy

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Don't cheat on me
with someone ugly
I know you well and I can smell it coming from a mile away
But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
If you gotta do it do/do somebody/handsomer than me

Use good taste
Make sure he's clean
Try to catch the cutest boy that you've ever seen (who isn't me)
I'm sorry that I didn't hold up
And I'm sorry that I'm not enough
But if you gotta scratch that itch
Make it something to be proud of

You're better than this
And both of us know it
You got a shot to be rotten
Baby don't you blow it
Don't waste your halo
On a homely squatter
Don't waste your well
On dirty water

But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
Have some respect and trade up
To someone out of your league
But don't cheat on me
With someone ugly
If you gotta do it do somebody handsomer than me
It ain't hard to find somebody handsomer than me

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from It's a Shame About Roy, released August 24, 2013

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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