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I Ain't No 4 am Girl

from Ivy Schmivey by Roy Ivy

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Some people are so used to rejection
That they never even try
But I get sick when I'm second pick
It makes me wanna puke and cry
And if you like me once you get to know me
Well, I'm ain't gonna lie
My first impressions are direct
And my corrections are correct
You missed your chance / the first time

You'll never see me when the bar is closing
Cause I'd rather be alone/than bone
Another functioning alcoholic dillatant
With a disrespectful tone
And all the cattle start to rattle and they shake me from my saddle
With a complimentary "oh my"
But my erections are erect
And my complexion is complex
You missed your chance the first time

You put it all
On the wrong pony
Now you feel phony
And you should be ashamed
I ain't no safety
And I won't settle for Plan B
I ain't no 4 a.m. girl
I ain't no 4 a.m. girl

Have dare you call me this late
I ain't no 4 a.m. girl
Sorry you couldn't find a date
I ain't no 4 a.m. girl
It ain't hard to be romantic
It ain't hard at 4 a.m.
Why don't you show some respect
I ain't no 4 am girl
Why don't you pick up a check
I ain't no 4 am girl
You got no job and you blog
And you really don't think much of me

Shame on me
For being in your black book
Shame on you
For thinking I'd do

The night ain't young and NEITHER ARE YOU
and I'm not the one that you jerk off too
Just forget you ever met me and I hope you die soon
I ain't no 4 am girl
The pickings ain't slim, they're husky goo
You gotta profile pic from 2002
And I wanna hurt your feelings til it cripples you.
I ain’t no 4 am girl.

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from Ivy Schmivey, released July 27, 2011

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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