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I Am Madonna

from Ivy Schmivey by Roy Ivy

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It's not about Madonna.

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all you little cutie-pooties have got it in for me
and on a kinsey scale, i'm a total three
on a richter scale, you're a total four
i know what's eating gilbert grape
i throw my wine on your floor - oh shit
the list is longer than an alabama spelling bee
the people that i'm praying hard to die before me
the pickle in my pants discriminates the vegan girls
but i don't care i don't wanna be part of your world.
everybody sing, hey, na-na-na
hear it in the back
blahblahblahblah - hey na na na na
don't you know me i'm madonna

every single stinkin moment
of every stinking day
we're praying hard to find a way to simply get away
i'm taking crystal meth, i'm huffing airplane glue
i hear the soft boys singing "I wanna destroy you."

stupid chorus

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from Ivy Schmivey, released July 27, 2011

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

New songs coming by the end of 2023.
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