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I'm European Now!

from It's a Shame About Roy by Roy Ivy

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I wear form-fitting pants
All of our pants fit well
All my trains run on time
I went to college for free

Drink when you're sixteen
Smoke and drink where I want
My lunch breaks are two hours
Get three-month holidays

Arrogant, diligent, disciplined
Wine loving pacifist with perfect skin
Cobblestone street walker with one kid
Flamboyant close-talker ready to go clubbin'

Ain't no electoral college
I'm rockin' a speedo
I'm putting mayonaisse on shit
I'm dancing to techno

I see boobs on tv
I take my dog with me
Of course we take the stairs
Techno is everywhere

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from It's a Shame About Roy, released August 24, 2013

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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