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Raw Vegan

from The Man is Fat by Roy Ivy

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We made sure the ducks wouldn't die because of out six-packs
we tested our moves in the mirror before we hit the dance floor
we talked a lot of shit to stay the life of the party
We cared about things I don't care for anymore

We snorted lots of stuff to stay photogenic
We cried racism at every single art form
When it was yellow it was mellow, when it's brown
We turned it to compost
We cared about things I don't care for anymore

I wanna drive a dirty diesel that gets one mile per gallon
I wanna stomp on that gas pedal in my new leather shoes
I wanna shoot a pistol while I eat a goddamned hotdog
Wanna finally feel like I've got nothing to lose
I wanna kill endangered species with my friend Ted Nugent
Go to Mount Holyoke and check out some boobs
I'm gonna mismatch plaids and dress like my dad and
And finally feel like I've got nothing to lose

We touted snooty Danish films and dressed just like Kanye
We plotted our popularity like a war
We disavowed our friends if they weren't vegan, raw vegan
We cared about things I don't care for anymore

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from The Man is Fat, released December 31, 2012

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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