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Happy as a Christ on Christmas

from F​ü​cking Christmas IV by Roy Ivy

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Jesus Christ was an awesome baby
Didn't cry all night
He had no allergies
So easy to shop for
Any old thing from the dollar store would do

Jesus Christ was an awesome kid
He didn't act up
Didn't wet the bed
He said "Sir" and "Ma'am"
And he did his own dishes
Happy as a Christ on Christmas

Born in December
How convenient
His daddy always was a winter man
he'll corner you at a party
and show you all the baby pictures
when he was happy as a Christ on Christmas

Just gimme some gold
So he can smelt it
Some frankensense
So he can smell it
And some myrrh
Cause it's a funny word
Happy as a Christ on Christmas

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from F​ü​cking Christmas IV, released November 9, 2013

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Roy Ivy Butte, montana

Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte, America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.

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