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Tonight's Not The Night
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guilty and horny
prickly and thorny
that's how i roll away
jumpy and thoughless
not making progress
another crime don't pay
Gettin all my hopes up cuz i heard that losers sometimes win.
bettin' on a longshot is my bootleg of original sin
free spin
Oh, don't lead me on if tonight's not the night
don't turn me on if tonight's not the night
burping and farting
scratching and couching
hell of a mating call
whinin and cryin'
cheatin and lyin'
i really dropped the ball
Rotting in my queue like a long neglected friend request
nothin' personal it's just been so long since i've been my best.
well not yet.
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I'm Not Very Smart
03:22
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Cause innuendo goes out the window. It's just the glasses, I can't even write my name in the snow.
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CAR BAR
03:49
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'm in my work clothes and i didn't bring a crew
Nobody wants to hang out on a tuesday night
but that's alright, i'm not your type, you know i'm not your type too
glad we're on the same page, don't care about your moves
cause when the cat's away the mice are playing video games
they wear the same t-shirt for days
and i came here alone and i'm leavin this way
it's okay to be lame when you know you're lame
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
who doesnt' give a shit about me
yeah, i wanna dance with someone i won't see again.
so step right on in.
so when did "cold as balls" enter my lexicon
it makes no sense, the climates different where i pitch my tent
don't mind your nasal townie accent, but i'd rather you were mute
tonight i'm looking less than cute, and it's on purpose
cause when the cats away, the mice ain't gonna bother to shave
they wear the same underwear for days
and i came here alone and i'm leaving this way
i've only just been delayed.
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well the first time i saw ya, i hoped it'd go like this
i'd rip off the whole wide world to steal that kiss
well i stole that kiss, you stole mine back, when we had the opportunity, when no one was looking
and that's what love is like for me.
that's what love's been like for me.
i'm gonna feel it in the morning.
well she yanked off my pants with the strength of a tard
and she flew off the bed and hit her head and we laughed so hard
with my whiskey dick and my bourbon balls
we still blew out the walls, down the hall the neighbors thought you were being murdered
and i don't mind that you keep your eyes open when we're kissing
cause i know for damn sure i won't see that look again.
so i'm stealing you from someone who won't put up a fight
and i feel like a bully cause he's so good and nice
we just spoiled any chance of an innocent beginning.
i'm gonna feel it in the morning.
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SNOW DAY!
01:31
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you're amazing you amaze me
and i weak at the knees
and i'm trying so hard not to like you
i adore you, and i crave you
and i'm trying to take it slow
but i know, it's so hard not to like you
say the right things, sing the right songs
you read my diary
and i'm thinking someone's meant for me
i'm so used to disappontement
i'm so sick of thin air
......
it's so hard not to like you
amazing face, sound sound sound
my heart just breaks when you come around round round
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My Generous Friend
02:16
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don't wanna go steady
but i wanna go somewhere
gonna walk that fine line
between your thighs and your underwear
we got a lot in common
when your legs are in the air
and the way that you take me
it's way beyond compare
stay like this my generous friend.
but i don't wanna go steady
but i wanna go somewehre
you can call me your fella
if there's someobody you want to scare
you can call me your husband
if you bite your lip and pull my hair
i don't care
dont' wanna go steady, but i wanna go somewhere
i've got sparks shooting out my ass
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Brand New Lover
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Roy Ivy Butte, montana
Drinking songs and sing-alongs: that's Roy Ivy's specialty .If you haven't seen him dancing and sloshing about Butte,
America, you may have met him in his past lives as a Chicago troubadour. Or maybe you met him in Dallas, where he ran The Tah-Dahs off a cliff, and stupidly quit The Polyphonic Spree before they toured with Bowie.
New songs coming by the end of 2023.
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